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You Stink!

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BASEBA LL’S

Terrible Teams & Pathetic Players

Eric J. Wittenberg and Michael Aubrecht Foreword by Dave Raymond Black Squirrel Books Kent, Ohio

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For all the kids who struck out in the “big game.” You’re not alone.

Contents

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Dave Raymond, the “Founding Phanatic” (Dave Raymond)

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Bill Bergen (Baseball Hall of Fame Library, Cooperstown, NY)

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Worst Owners The Not-So-Mighty Quinns

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R  3Z"  > tried to return, but a recurrence of the cancer caused the arm to fracture 2(Z4/1     $..$    1989 Sports Illustrated published details of Pete Rose’s rumored gambling activities, including allegations of hand signaling to several betting associates   :   )8?ed possessing several betting sheets with the Reds manager’s handwriting  ?)     HS    forced Rose to sign an agreement banning him entirely from major league baseball for life. 1991  X  2 $..$  % 6 :  > :  $01R  (4  :) 7    "4C  F  9 B7     7)95D>.Z3      V1  R H&& 9  S     >9 3$     1993  : X X         practices and threatened to start a selective boycott unless a plan to hire S R  )4$..3 ? 5 6 :N"4### HS  complaints accused her of using of ethnic and racial slurs.

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Notable Quotables

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Yankees manager Billy Martin has a few words with home plate umpire Nick Bremigan (AP Photo/Mark Duncan)

Lines About Losing . . .

No American sport has been responsible for more memorable quotes than baseball. From amusingly brilliant sayings from players like Yogi Berra, to raunchy belittlements from stingy skippers like Miller Huggins, and from   Bull Durham, Field of Dreams and A League of Their Own,1$# "=$1 baseball has a language and a lore that is all its own. Here are just a few of the game’s best sayings: “If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing your grandmother with her teeth out.” —George Brett C? "Z#   the batter a rally.” —Rich Donnelly “Baseball is like a poker game, nobody wants to quit when he’s losing: nobody wants you to quit when you’re ahead.” —Jackie Robinson “We made too many wrong mistakes.” —Yogi Berra “We didn’t lose. We just didn’t play good enough to win.” —Nomar Garciaparra

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“The best possible thing in baseball is winning the World Series. The second best thing is losing the World Series.” —Tommy Lasorda “Show me a good loser, and I’ll show you an idiot.” —Charlie Gehringer “There is no crying in baseball.” —Tom Hanks in A League of Their Own C7   ?  O a bad start. If you lose in the middle of the season, you’re in a slump. If you lose at the end, you’re choking.” —Gene Mauch “I lost it in the sun!” —Billy Loes, after fumbling a grounder CGW F —Vincent M. Fortanasce “The only thing worse than a Mets game is a Mets double header.” —Casey Stengel “I learned a lot, but I don’t want to learn it again.” 7 /} 1    C  GHW Death Valley.” —Kirby Puckett “How can a guy win a game if you don’t give him any runs?” 8~  01   9€_ CJ  H HH     F —Todd Helton “It’s hard to win a pennant, but it’s harder losing one.” —Chuck Tanner

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“You can’t tell how much spirit a team has until it starts losing.” —Rocky Colavito “The Mets have found ways of losing that I never knew existed.” —Casey Stengel “Your chances of winning, I’ve got to believe are really, really small    $0 F —Clint Hurdle “They (the Rockies) don’t look like a major-league baseball team, but more like a Wednesday night Industrial Softball League team with every player supplying his own uniform.” —Woody Paige “I’m tired of it. I don’t want to hear about it anymore.” —Bill Buckner “A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.” —Earl Wilson CG H H    it’s one big glove.” —Vance Law “Strikeouts are boring. Besides that, they’re fascist. Throw some ground balls. They’re more democratic.” —Kevin Costner in Bull Durham “Poets are like baseball pitchers. Both have their moments. The intervals are the tough things.” —Robert Frost “It breaks your heart. It is designed to break your heart. The game begins in spring, when everything else begins again, and it blossoms   as the chill rains come, it stops and leaves you to face the fall alone.” —A. Bartlett Giamatti, “The Green Fields of the Mind,” Yale Alumni Magazine,X#QQ

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“The designated hitter rule is like letting someone else take Wilt Chamberlain’s free throws.” 8 0+ 1Q5 “If a horse can’t eat it, I don’t want to play on it.”  0 =  1Q_ “Baseball is almost the only orderly thing in a very unorderly world. If you get three strikes, even the best lawyer in the world can’t get  O F —Bill Veeck “No matter how good you are, you’re going to lose one-third of your games. No matter how bad you are you’re going to win one-third of   ?H O  F —Tommy Lasorda C9 $0? $#### ?    $/## $0## J   4## ? seven years without ever hitting the ball.” / 0/1Q_ “A critic once characterized baseball as six minutes of action crammed into two-and-one-half hours.” —Ray Fitzgerald, in Boston Globe1Q_ “Things could be worse. Suppose your errors were counted and published every day, like those of a baseball player.” —Author Unknown “There are two theories on hitting the knuckleball. Unfortunately, neither of them work.” " Z 16 “To a pitcher, a base hit is the perfect example of negative feedback.” %#[#12

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“Hating the New York Yankees is as American as apple pie, unwed mothers and cheating on your income tax.” / 0801 “Baseball is too much of a sport to be called a business, and too much of a business to be called a sport.” —Philip Wrigley “Baseball isn’t a business, it’s more like a disease.” —Walter F. O’Malley

Acknowledgments

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