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CF '5Y J H%P 5:Y O :6 ) BJ H 9L 5Y /"11 ) ed play, both teams got back to business until a second brawl erupted in J XOBP 8' H 8(Z3J R 5Y:YP L Boston Police pressed additional charges against Garcia and Nelson for their involvement in the bull pen altercation. The entire baseball world was shocked after one of its most beloved athR 6 6 9: R4## $..0 5 5 PY major league baseball. Stating that the corked bat had been strictly used for batting practice and had been mistakenly taken to the plate, Sosa received a seven-game suspension following an appeal. Sosa’s other bats, which had been R showed no signs of tampering. Still, many doubted the integrity of Sammy’s previous accomplishments and it took time for him to return to fan favor. 8 $2"##3 H >87 8 > ) "311 O a “heart attack-like event” after taking a dietary supplement containing KN2## facturers, focusing national attention on the dangers of using potentially & 9 6 8 7 ¸ :8)1$ C F unsafe for human consumption. 2004 ) 3$"##(6? BJ J 1""Z# >J 5
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Yankees manager Billy Martin has a few words with home plate umpire Nick Bremigan (AP Photo/Mark Duncan)
Lines About Losing . . .
No American sport has been responsible for more memorable quotes than baseball. From amusingly brilliant sayings from players like Yogi Berra, to raunchy belittlements from stingy skippers like Miller Huggins, and from Bull Durham, Field of Dreams and A League of Their Own,1$# "=$1 baseball has a language and a lore that is all its own. Here are just a few of the game’s best sayings: “If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing your grandmother with her teeth out.” —George Brett C? "Z# the batter a rally.” —Rich Donnelly “Baseball is like a poker game, nobody wants to quit when he’s losing: nobody wants you to quit when you’re ahead.” —Jackie Robinson “We made too many wrong mistakes.” —Yogi Berra “We didn’t lose. We just didn’t play good enough to win.” —Nomar Garciaparra
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“The best possible thing in baseball is winning the World Series. The second best thing is losing the World Series.” —Tommy Lasorda “Show me a good loser, and I’ll show you an idiot.” —Charlie Gehringer “There is no crying in baseball.” —Tom Hanks in A League of Their Own C7 ? O a bad start. If you lose in the middle of the season, you’re in a slump. If you lose at the end, you’re choking.” —Gene Mauch “I lost it in the sun!” —Billy Loes, after fumbling a grounder CGW F —Vincent M. Fortanasce “The only thing worse than a Mets game is a Mets double header.” —Casey Stengel “I learned a lot, but I don’t want to learn it again.” 7 /} 1 C GHW Death Valley.” —Kirby Puckett “How can a guy win a game if you don’t give him any runs?” 8~ 01 9_ CJ H HH F —Todd Helton “It’s hard to win a pennant, but it’s harder losing one.” —Chuck Tanner
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“The designated hitter rule is like letting someone else take Wilt Chamberlain’s free throws.” 8 0+ 1Q5 “If a horse can’t eat it, I don’t want to play on it.” 0 = 1Q_ “Baseball is almost the only orderly thing in a very unorderly world. If you get three strikes, even the best lawyer in the world can’t get O F —Bill Veeck “No matter how good you are, you’re going to lose one-third of your games. No matter how bad you are you’re going to win one-third of ?H O F —Tommy Lasorda C9 $0? $#### ? $/## $0## J 4## ? seven years without ever hitting the ball.” / 0/1Q_ “A critic once characterized baseball as six minutes of action crammed into two-and-one-half hours.” —Ray Fitzgerald, in Boston Globe1Q_ “Things could be worse. Suppose your errors were counted and published every day, like those of a baseball player.” —Author Unknown “There are two theories on hitting the knuckleball. Unfortunately, neither of them work.” " Z 16 “To a pitcher, a base hit is the perfect example of negative feedback.” %#[#12
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Acknowledgments
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