Why We Suck: A Feel Good Guide to Staying Fat, Loud, Lazy and Stupid 9780452295643, 0452295645

The four-time Emmy-nominated comic satirist of Rescue Me presents irreverent cultural observations about how society is

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Why We Suck: A Feel Good Guide to Staying Fat, Loud, Lazy and Stupid
 9780452295643, 0452295645

Table of contents :
Content: Doctor's note --
A second note from the doctor --
Why everyone hates us --
Your kids are not cute --
Please drug your children --
I had sex with Kathie Lee Gifford (and she was amazing) --
Bullies R Us --
Autism shmautism --
Famous dead kids --
Nuns, tits, booze and my mom --
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome in utero --
Self-esteem this --
Matt Dillon is a giant fag --
Your cat sucks fish heads in hell --
Grande vente mocha Oprah chai --
Does this bomb make my ass look fat? --
Testicle-colored towels --
This is your brain on semen --
We'd hate you even if you weren't black --
The pope is a pimp --
The asshole olympics --
Someone tell my mom that cell phones cause cancer.

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