Trumpty Dumpty Wanted a Crown 9781797209487, 9781797209463

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Trumpty Dumpty Wanted a Crown
 9781797209487, 9781797209463

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Table of contents :
CONTENTS
Introduction: Just Yesterday

Trumpty Dumpty Wanted a Crown

Rabid Rudy

Fake News

The Tortoise and the Hare

O’Moluments

Cipollone’s Fine Baloney

Rab-a-Dab-Dan

Counselor Jay

Twinkle, Twinkle, Kenneth Starr

Quiet Elaine

Bill, Barr the Door!

Rueful Roger

Our Substitute Science Teacher

Dumpty’s Dolls

The Buckeye Firecracker

Trumpty Dumpty Wanted a Rout

Scoundrels and Heroes: Limericks from the Seat of Government

A Requiem Scored for Kazoo

One Lucky Bastard

The Special Ops of Erik Prince

Diplomatic Gas

Recipe for Disaster

Reetle-Deet-Deet

Fire Bright!

The Invisible Man

A Pandemic’s a Terrible Thing to Waste

Rah! Rah! Rah!

The Torys, or The Tiger King

Joe McCarthy’s Lullaby

Our Witch Doctor in Chief

Trumpty Dumpty Wanted a Title

About the Author

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