New York Times Bestseller Following the success of his New York Times bestseller Dumpty, award-winning actor, author, an
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Table of contents :
CONTENTS
Introduction: Just Yesterday
Trumpty Dumpty Wanted a Crown
Rabid Rudy
Fake News
The Tortoise and the Hare
O’Moluments
Cipollone’s Fine Baloney
Rab-a-Dab-Dan
Counselor Jay
Twinkle, Twinkle, Kenneth Starr
Quiet Elaine
Bill, Barr the Door!
Rueful Roger
Our Substitute Science Teacher
Dumpty’s Dolls
The Buckeye Firecracker
Trumpty Dumpty Wanted a Rout
Scoundrels and Heroes: Limericks from the Seat of Government
A Requiem Scored for Kazoo
One Lucky Bastard
The Special Ops of Erik Prince
Diplomatic Gas
Recipe for Disaster
Reetle-Deet-Deet
Fire Bright!
The Invisible Man
A Pandemic’s a Terrible Thing to Waste
Rah! Rah! Rah!
The Torys, or The Tiger King
Joe McCarthy’s Lullaby
Our Witch Doctor in Chief
Trumpty Dumpty Wanted a Title
About the Author