The Harmon Chronicles 1550225278, 9781550225273
Leon is kind of like Tom Green, except that Leon is smart, and funny, and should have his own TV show. — Malice Inc. Thi
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English Pages 252 [256] Year 2002
Table of contents :
Cover
Back Cover
Title
Contents
Introduction
BIRTH
America's Most Beautiful Baby Contest
Investigating Nudity
A Brief History of Nudity
WORK
Wage Slave
Wage Slave II
I Was a Telephone Psychic!
Extreme Imposter
Bad Clown
FAITH
My Conquest of World Religions
AMERICANA
Gimme Guns
Armed Farces
Bounty Hunter A-Go-Go!
HOME
Rent Boy
Used Car Hardball
SEX
Head in the Clouds
Lap Dance Master
CONSUMERISM
Sweater Story
Discount Cosmetic Surgery
ENTERTAINMENT
Game Show Guerilla
The Only Thing Children Today Love More Than Christ is Ventriloquism
Cannes and My Big Pineapple
DEATH
Death: Can It Happen to You?
