The day I shot Cupid: hello, my name is Jennifer Love Hewitt and I'm a love-aholic 978-1-4013-9504-9, 140139504X

Explains how a woman can stay true to herself while looking for the man of her dreams, combining personal anecdotes with

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The day I shot Cupid: hello, my name is Jennifer Love Hewitt and I'm a love-aholic
 978-1-4013-9504-9, 140139504X

Table of contents :
Content: LET'S TALK MEN, WOMEN, AND WHERE WE ARE. Cereal dater --
Balls, a dress, or a dress that hides our balls --
Macho, metro, or hero --
Dumbfounded genitals, or, Who took my mojo? --
Flossed and tossed --
THE THINGS WE FACED WHILE DATING AND IN RELATIONSHIPS (the hookups, the big ups, and the big downs). The stages are set --
Texting or sexing --
IM in. IM out. I'm still on his IM --
Three strikes, you're out --
Something smells --
Deja wardrobe --
When your relationship comes to a skid ... Mark --
Natural dilemma --
BuTTinski, or, Does my butt look big? --
His and her thrones --
www.zipit.com --
Let's play "we" --
BREAKING UP IS EASY TO DO
SURVIVING IT IS THE HARD PART (can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em, can't shoot 'em! Well, maybe in some states ...) Put your big-girl pants on and get over it --
It was vagazzaling --
Table for one --
In whom can we trust --
You love me, you really love me ... or maybe not --
Get moving! --
20 things to do after a breakup --
Actual facts about the heart --
Let's snuggle! The hormone that makes us --
Stop! In the name of love --
FOR FEMALE EYES ONLY. My 5-day diet ... that only lasted 3 --
You're so vain ... you probably think this varicose is about you --
Bitch, please --
Fat, and not with a PH --
OMG I'm 30! --
Be polite, it's cellulite --
W.O.R.T.H. (Women Over Relationships That Hurt) --
The perfect date, batteries included --
FUN LITTLE EXTRAS. 10 things to do before a date --
10 things NOT to do before a date --
5 things he should say before a date --
5 things you should NOT say on a date --
10 hard-core truths about men --
What a m an should know --
What a woman should know --
What does love mean? --
25 things they haven't written about me in the press --
So it comes to an end.

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