Discover the New York Times bestselling book that Bachelor fans—and even Bachelor stars—can’t stop talking about! Belove
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English Pages 320 Year 2017
Table of contents :
My life is officially over --
It all started with free drinks --
Off I go! --
The announcement --
Self-help ain't helping --
Tears and sesame chicken --
The ring didn't mean a thing --
Alone forever --
The fantasy suite --
Holy hairy legs --
Daddy knows best --
Namaste my ass in bed --
Will you marry me? --
Restraining order --
Mr. Regret --
Let's talk about sex, baby! --
Moving out --
Burn, baby, burn! --
The moment I knew --
The master asshole list --
The dreaded text --
Revenge --
Mayday --
Cupid is stupid --
The interview --
If I show up dead, tell the cops he did it --
Running away --
Chi-town and the ex --
The empty proposal --
Start spreading the news --
The relapse --
You can't change history --
The end --
The beginning.