How to : absurd scientific advice for common real-world problems 9780525537090, 0525537090, 9780525537106, 9780593086377

For any task you might want to do, there's a right way, a wrong way, and a way so monumentally complex, excessive,

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How to : absurd scientific advice for common real-world problems
 9780525537090, 0525537090, 9780525537106, 9780593086377

Table of contents :
Content: Indhold: Introduction
How to jump really high
How to throw a pool party
How to dig a hole
How to play the piano
How to listen to music
How to make an emergency landing
How to cross a river
How to move
How to keep your house from moving
How to chase a tornado
How to build a lava moat
How to throw things
How to play football
How to predict the weather
How to go places
How to play tag
How to ski
How to mail a package
How to power your house (on Earth)
How to power your house (on Mars)
How to make friends
How to blow out birthday candles
How to walk a dog
How to send a file
How to charge your phone
How to take a selfie
How to catch a drone
How to tell if you're a Nineties Kid
How to win an election
How to decorate a tree
How to build a highway
How to get somewhere fast
How to be on time
How to dispose of this book
How to change a lightbulb

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