Hey Mom: Stories for My Mother, but You Can Read Them Too 9781501189173, 9781501196379, 9781501189197, 1501189190

With wry wit and poignant humor, Louie Anderson, New York Times bestselling author and Emmy Award–winning comedian curre

376 83 22MB

English Pages 184 pages Year 2018

Report DMCA / Copyright

DOWNLOAD FILE

Hey Mom: Stories for My Mother, but You Can Read Them Too
 9781501189173, 9781501196379, 9781501189197, 1501189190

Table of contents :
Intro
Dedication
Epigraph
April 2015
It's About Time
Gone But Never Forgotten
Tenth Child
Premiere
Birthday Girl
Training Day
Silent Dancing
You and Me
Daily Prayer
The Hair Twirlers
Finding Ora
One Thing I Really Miss
Each Parent Got a Book
Life Sucks Without Bread
Louie Anderson Is Dead
No Family Feud
That's Somebody's Baby
If There Are Cheeseheads in Bucharest, Blame Me
Who, Me?
I Am Christine
My First Lady
Thank You, Brother
Truth Ranger
New Year's Eve! (Minus the Booze)
2016
Yes Man
Podcasts and Home
That Was Your Baby, Mom A Moment I Think I Wish I Hadn't Missed Followed by One I'm So Happy I Didn'tLife Is Funny
Comedian? Movie Star? Leader of the Free World?
Make Your Date
Sweet Lisa
Big Shot
Stranger Things
Stand-Up People
Nominee
You Gave Away a Child, or Two
Midwesterners
70% Disabled, Pending 100%
Penguin Costume Time
I Don't Have to Smile Like I'm Happy for Someone Else!
Note to Thomas Wolfe: You Never Actually Leave Home
My TV Family
Big & Beautiful
Older
Full Moon
Life Is a Performance, Old Chum
Seduce, Exploit, Abandon
2017
Jesus Calling
What Are We Waiting For?
I Miss Them All Fat CampMyWorld
Family Peace
Hat Day
Doing What We Shouldn't, Not Doing What We Should
Big Underwear
When It Rains, It Pours
12-Step
Fellowship
It's Your Faults, Mom
Writers Need Deadlines
This Book Is Not About You, Dad, Except When It Is
Reunion
Season 3
The Sorrow Sparrow
Defending Champ
The Day You Died
To Everyone Who Is a Mom or Had a Mom
Acknowledgments
About the Author
Copyright

Polecaj historie