Everything is awful: and other observations [First Keywords Press/Atria Books paperback edition] 9781501166495, 9781501166518, 9781501166501, 1501166506

"From the break-out star of BuzzFeed and the People's Choice Award-winning comedian behind the web series &quo

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English Pages 263 pages, 8 unnumbered pages of plates : color illustrations ; 22 cm Year 2019

Everything is awful: and other observations [First Keywords Press/Atria Books paperback edition]
9781501166495, 9781501166518, 9781501166501, 1501166506

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Matt

Table of contents :
Everything is awful, and other embarrassments --
On being an adult, or I have no idea what I'm doing --
On the trauma of having (or not having) hair --
On being "the big guy" --
Rules for a totally healthy and not-at-all-medically-concerning lifestyle --
On my old and fragile body, or I feel bad about my everything --
On near-death experiences, or that time I choked on a taquito --
A brief list of things that I don't know --
On Michigan --
On the terrors of nature --
On teenagers and why they're the worst --
On my first 100 days as President of the United States --
On terrible first jobs --
On my troubled history with fashion --
On being in the closet, or why you should never fall in love with your straight best friend --
On relationships, or traits for my ideal man --
On the sticky perils of having a roommate --
On living alone in New York City --
On self-sufficiency --
On keeping a clean and tidy apartment --
On not being the People's Choice.

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